Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! breaks

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion? This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family! Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

This production is recommended for ages 18+

Running time - TBC

Booking until - 11/01/2025

The Arches
Villiers StreetLondon
WC2N 6NL

Nearest tube - Charing Cross

Seating information - Theatre consists of a Stalls area divided into a front and rear half, with two Stalls bench areas to either side and overhanging side balconies.

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